mama have you got seaweed?

My big boy, almost 3 and definitely has his father’s enquiring mind.

He is my son, my comedian and my toilet assistant.

Anyone else with a toddler will understand that it is a rare treat to enjoy a bit of quiet time (not yet tweeted in the bathroom but my husband says it’s only a matter of time).

Tonight we discussed the basics of the male and female anatomy.

Big boy “mama have you got a winky?”

Me “no mama is a big girl, a woman, so we have down belows (a phrase his best little girlfriend uses so he gets what it means)

Big boy “no mama you’ve got seaweed!”

Time to book in for a grooming session I think!